TRANSFOMERS; DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

It's amazing how much Michael Bay can fit in a thirty second spot. Tough to say how I feel about this. The first 'robots in disguise' flick was good; the second was piss poor. But let's be honest, they all look exactly alike. The asinine plot and writing was what made Revenge of the Fallen so atrocious (not to mention racist). The special effects have always been impressive, and nothing has changed here. The only new component is Rosie Huntington-Whitetley (replacing the departed Megan Fox) looking equally dumbstruck and sexy.

Also Optimus Prime is doing a pirouette down a crowded street slicing up baddies.