BAD TEACHER

Cameron Diaz hasn't been very interesting since Vanilla Sky back in 2002, so it's a nice change of pace to see her in Jake Kasdan's Bad Teacher. Kasdan's last directorial effort was Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, but more interesting is the fact that he acted in The Big Chill (1983), which is an awesome flick.

Diaz plays an educator who wants nothing more then to smoke weed, get fake tits, and sit on Justin Timberlake's face, while Jason Segel's around to play the world's funniest gym teacher. Timberlake's been killing it lately, whether on SNL, or the upcoming Friends With Benefits. The rumour is that Timberlake would accept a two-year gig on the late night comedy sketch show if creator Lorne Michaels offered. Let's hope he comes through for the masses.

If not for starring in general nonsense and dating Alex Rodriguez, Diaz would be more respectable. She certainly has the mouth for raunchy comedies.

Hold my ball-sac.



Bad Teacher instructs us in theatres June 17, 2011.