Friday, January 21, 2011

TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I

Hey all you Twilighters out there; if you're curious about what the spawn of a human and vampire would look like, here's your answer:


That is some scary shit right there. The story is that the girl, Renesmee, daughter of Bella and Edward, reaches full maturation by the age of seven, and can show people what she's feeling just by touching them. (Otherwise known as the worst super power in the world.) She appears however to lack the ability of lighting up like a bulb while in direct sunlight that pesters her father ever so much. Renesmee is also 'imprinted' by Jacob the werewolf (Taylor Lautner). I have no idea what that means, but it sounds all kinds of creepy.

The Bill Condon (Gods and Monsters, Kinsey) directed film will be enjoyed by millions of teens and lonely dorks November 18, 2011.

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