GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

I don't have any kids, so I can't say I relate with the author. If this is anywhere close to what my future holds though, I could use Samuel L. Jackson's voice to put me to bed. The thesp and "muthafucka" aficionado narrates Adam Mansbach's children's story for adults to perfection and gives a glimpse to what we (supposedly) would love to say to kids who won't close their eyes when they're supposed to.

UPDATE: The Sam Jackson version has been removed for some silly reason. Instead, please enjoy another version courtesy of German director Werner Herzog.