THE BOURNE LEGACY

In the worst decision Hollywood's had for a while (and that's saying something), Shia The Beef is evidently one of the finalists to take over Matt Damon's lead in Tony Gilroy's The Bourne Legacy. Now, if you've seen The Beef in any of his movies, tough guy is not one of the things that comes to mind. Startled house cat seems far more appropriate.

The Beef is not actually going to play Jason Bourne, but another sleeper agent that can, in all liklihood, kill you twelve different ways with a paper clip. I very well could be proven wrong, but it'll take a lot to make him seem like a viable option. Unless of course his skill is "no'ing" us to death.