BLINKY™

Having personalized robots at your disposal always seem like a good idea, until they turn Hal 9000 on you. Whatever crackpot parents buy this model for their kids in the future should be quickly institutionalized. Blinky™ stars Max Records who was Max in last year's Where the Wild Things Are. That film was refreshing, but holy hell, was that kid whiny. Catherine Keener, who played the mother, should have been up for sainthood after caring for that monster.

Blinky™ hits the right amount of creepy. Anything that has a perpetual smile on their face (see: clowns, the Burger King) should be set ablaze. I am curious as to what level of chaos this film will hit, because you know it's not going to end well.